It's Electric!

Utah is a dry climate.
And apparently I am prone to static electricity.
My dad and I used to scoot up and down down the hallway carpet in socks with the lights off and shock each other to see the spark... it was really cool. Also voluntary electric shock.
But here I get shocked
all.
the.
time.
By everything.
And it's not on purpose.
And it freaks me out!

Obviously I need to start being more diligent about using dryer sheets.